I already knew that the age your Facebook account accepted was fake AF! But act as if to be like an 18-year-old, will not make you 18 in real. You have to, in reality, be 18. Though you can open a Facebook account to stalk your crush and flirt with your brother’s girlfriend or sister’s boyfriend, who mostly thinks that you are kiddo; but there are lot more to do when you are actually 18.
The 18th birthday sounds like some honey to the ear; yuck! That sticky and appealing too! Who will seduce the honeybees or the ants instead? Well, I meant it to be an awesome feeling like a symphony sound.
Things You Can Do at 18
Enjoy your 18th birthday, and here I gift you a list of 18 things you must do when turned 18. You don’t actually have to wait for the Christmas and Santa to get you all the surprises you deserve. Ta-da! We got you the list without you hanged the socks for us. Well, I meant that.
- FUCK OR GET FUCKED UP:
Well, don’t tell me that the only use of “Fuck” you knew is while slanging your friends up to sound extra cool. Fuck has a lot more to do with Darwin. Darwin Who? The bald uncle who lost his hair to understand the evolution of human beings. But why do we need him now?
Well having sex is all biology thing. If you are a good student of biology or biology is just right for you, as the teacher is the “Avatar” of “Eve”; who somehow managed to fuck up the wits of the Adam and then you too know what happened.
Thus even if you already might start the self-help job earlier, this is the time when you can have it in real.
- BOOZE LIKE A BOSS IN THE BAR:
Stop getting those amateur boozing and hiding game as of now! I am tired of seeing you that way, and you also must be. I mean who carries a beer bottle in the school bag?
Your parents will never tell you, as for them “Whatever you want to do, do after this” will never come to an end. You can now buy yourself a drink, can go to the bar and even can get free drinks. How? Haven’t watched any movie where someone says that “I haven’t drink ever”. Well that is quiet like challenging your friends to buy you free drinks.
Being 18 means, you can now change your party place to a bar, directly taken from your forever house party where mom knows that the kids will like Noodles and Manchurians. Noodles and Manchurians? WTF!!
- VOTE FOR THE WRONG CANDIDATE AND REPENT LATER:
Now boys and girls, growing up are not fun always, it comes with specific responsibilities. Ask your father, and he will tell you how he had saved the world from going inside the Sun’s mouth when he had just turned 18. Your mom will say how she started to learn to make breads when she turned 18 in real.
Now when your dad is the savior of the world, and mom cooks good finger licking foods, the only thing left is to Vote. Yes, as you are 18, you can now legally vote for your favorite candidate. But how will you know that your favorite will be perfect!! Well, that’s a matter of contradiction. Let’s try and repent later.
- WATCH AN 18 CERTIFICATION FILM:
Now comes something more interesting than voting. Why the law has made the same age criteria for Voting and watching some adult movies? I will tell you that. It is because once you have performed your responsibilities and chosen the wrong king for your kingdom, you can now enjoy the naked political dramas on TV channels (say news channels) or you are free to go to the cinemas to watch one in real.
But as you might look the same cute creature, you may have to carry the proof still. See I can’t help it. Stop looking cute now!
- OPEN A BANK ACCOUNT WITH NO MONEY:
When you are 18, who needs a father’s credit and debit cards. Go thank him for the cards which you were using till date and go straight to the bank. You can own one bank account of your own. Do the formalities and open a bank account and get your personal debit and credit cards. But how about the money?
Come back following the same path you followed to the bank, help your dad in his accounts and try to convince him, or contribute your mother to get some “Fresh Lettuce” from the nearby supermarket and then your bank account might be filled up with some cash. You always have and will still have access to your Father’s cards. Who told you to try to show your fish brain and give it all back? Now go get those once again. So what are you left with; your bank account and father’s money?
- GO TO THE STRIP CLUB AND BE A STRIPER:
Wow! The strip club is the ultimate fantasy, isn’t it? Just like you can go to strip clubs and see the strippers, you can also be one. If you have the flexibility and drive, you can definitely apply for being a stripper by yourself. Sounds cool? It actually is.
- GET MARRIED AND BE TAKEN:
Being 18 gives you legal permission to get married. Well, who wants to get married illegally? Though if your heart has captured the love of your life since long, this is the time you can get married and be taken (read taken for granted) now. If you are a man, then I am incredibly sorry for you.
You can get married in 16 or 17 only when you are a girl. What about boys? Alas! It is still 18! So guys, if you are really all set to pretend to get surprised every day and if you are depressed about why everything is just too perfect in your life, you can only ruin it. Follow the steps:
Find a Guy/Girl or Let your family do it —> Go out and take selfies —> Make Tik Tok Videos with him/her —> Check his/her bank balance while shopping —> Get married to the UFO (cause you can never know him better).
- BUY PORN WEBSITE SUBSCRIPTIONS:
You don’t have to forcefully click the “I agree I am 18 or above” button that pops up whenever you try to enter a porn website. No guilt feelings from now as you are already 18 in real. I mean in R-E-A-L!! (Wink)
You can now legally get permission to those websites. Well, who cares? You already have access to most of those since ages. I mean if they doubt and send someone to check if you are 18 in real, it will be more pleasant than seeing them on screen. No? I know you naughty!!
- STAND ON ELECTION AND BECOME A MP:
If you are genuinely unsatisfied and want a revolution to take place in real, if you have ideas to implement to change the country then you can. Yes! You can stand on the election when you are 18, and you can even become a member of parliament, and you can also get that car with red and blue bulbs on the roof.
18 is the minimum age to be able to stand on the election. All you need to have is a group of supporters and some people who are frustrated with the current government and are all set to go for a blind date along with you. That’s it.
- RENT AN APARTMENT WITH YOUR FRIENDS:
Renting an apartment with friends is cooler than how it sounds to be. To sign a rent agreement with the property owner, you need to have the following things:
- 18 years of age
- Cute and decent face
- Spontaneous mind
- Friend circle who looks dumb but are not.
So if you satisfy all the criteria above you can rent an apartment with your friends. Either you can stay, or you can use that as a weekend nest. Who will stop you?
- GO TO JAIL:
Your parents are not going to be called or be punished for all the ills you perform anymore. You will not even send to the rehabilitation home anymore. Now when you are 18, the law believes that the only thing that can refrain you from your misdeeds and tantrums is punishment. Imprisonment or going to jail is the ultimate thing that you can encounter.
If you haven’t been very sober and cultural and if your relatives say that you will be on track when you will grow up, know that they all talked about this age. Now when you are 18, be cautious with your activities.
- GO EXTREME SPORTS:
Go to sky diving or bungee jumping or motor racing or anything you have anticipated since long, you can do it all as you are 18. Many clubs have these extreme sports, and you are free to go for them. As clubs don’t allow minors and you might have been back home with sad face earlier just because you are one, then this time they won’t dare to stop you. Go enjoy the excitement.
- CHECK IF YOU ARE ADOPTED:
When you are 18, you can apply to see your original birth certificate. Yes! You will finally come to know why your big brother or sister say that you are adopted and you will finally understand why you don’t resemble any of your family members.
14.GO TO VEGAS ALONE:
Get the “Minor” tag taken away from your passport. Now you can travel to Vegas or wherever you want and that’s all alone, and you can enjoy the babes and bitches you have heard of that’s too all alone? Oh well, who does allow someone else during that private affair.
- DRIVE ALL NIGHT:
You can now have your driving license and heavy motor vehicle license as well. Now when you are more than a “sacked” person you can replace the security guard of his duty and do a little bit of what he used to do, when you are all set to drive all night!!
16.TRY YOUR GOOD LUCK AT THE LOTTERY:
You can buy a lottery for yourself. Now when you are grown up, doesn’t mean that your financials have grown up too. If you can’t go to the casino and slot machines to make money, you may at least start with buying yourself a lottery. Than me later!
- GET A TATTOO:
You can legally personalize your body when you are 18. You can get inked, and there will be nobody to ask you. But remember if you end up with tattooing “Lisa” or “Diana” in your hand as many lovers did, I don’t know what your parents will do. Well, I am not sure about your girlfriend and boyfriends, but I am pretty much convinced that your tattoo gonna stay forever. So be wise while choosing one; symbol I mean.
18.BUY FIREWORKS LIKE A GOON:
You don’t have to be settled on what your father gets you for festivities. Like who still use those color fire sticks for festivals? I know the frustration, and that is why I must tell you that now when you are 18, you can buy your firecrackers too!!
I know you can’t keep calm as you are 18, you can do any or all of the ideas and enjoy like hell. You can even start living your bucket list when you are 18. But remember as you are 18 you can have all the fun, do whatever you like, but you can’t stop being a human. Enough knowledge sharing? Well, I meant that.