So you have reached the age of 60 and your birthday cake does not have space to hold any more candles, and frankly you prefer to just use one single candle on it (to hide your age)? Congratulations you are OLD! Here are some incredibly supercool and funny memes you can relate to… brace yourself and be prepared to get your rib tickled!
Oldies have some advantages too;-
- You don’t need to run to the pharmacy store to buy protection (or emergency contraceptives if you have done a blunder)
- You don’t need to buy a bucket of hair gel every month (coz you don’t have any hair left)
- Also, you don’t need to buy a truck-load of clothes to impress chicks (because nobody would look at you anyway).
Life is a Bitch! And you know it extremely well by now. The worst thing that old age has brought with itself is that chicks have stopped giving you attention at the bar and you weren’t lucky enough to come across anyone who watches ‘’Old men with Young Girls’’ category at some of the objectionable sites.
Old age has made your wife super-neurotic and she literally sits on your head and mind-fucks you every single day (that is not the sort of fucking that you want in your life).
All of a sudden, the society that embraced you as a stud has started acting crazy too. Everybody, literally everybody that you meet, talks to you about God, Church and The Holy Bible, other variations from this insane religious madness sound like, diarrhoea, constipation, heart attacks and strokes! WTF!
However, sweet old age brings with itself an extended family, the love of children and grandchildren, memorable Thanksgiving and cosy Christmases where you can act Santa to the little ones in your family and neighbourhood.
Happy Aging Folks! Love you all.