FUNNY PORN MEME


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The porn industry is a multi-million dollar industry, yes it is big just like your big-time liking for the all the videos on the top X-rated sites. If you are a lover of fun along with porn and happen to like any of the following memes, then share it with your partner(s)-in crime.

What is Porn?

Porn is a guy and girl (generally) performing intimate acts that will make you feel like a complete loser because you have probably been rejected by the geek (who was your last hope and the 1239th try to get a partner).

Porn for First Timers

The first time is always special, while the guy on the screen engages in a hardcore sequence with the woman (or man or trans or an alien … Feminists and Feme Nazis, now that we have satiated your acute need to include everything everywhere, can we move on with the article? Phew!), your mind, along with the women gets completely gets f**ked too!

 

Tip- if you plan to talk about your experience with your mates, we suggest you watch a couple other videos to avoid making a fool out of yourself.

Porn Addicts

If your first time was when drawing lines and filling random shapes with colors on MS paint was considered fun, then chances are high that you are an addict by now who loves porn more than his real girlfriend (or boyfriend)!

Girls who watch porn be like

We love the fact that some women (few actually) come out in open to say that “yes, we watch porn”.  But the majority of our beloved ladies are still in denial. There are some interesting sub-categories of this category and here are what they say/ like to think;-

 

Category1–  women are wingless angels who have just descended from heaven, where they rode unicorns. They have nothing to do with profanity! *flips hair*

 

Category 2– I am saving myself for someone special. I don’t want to watch porn and cheat on the person whom I am going to meet 2 decades from now !!! *duh*

Category 3– Women are asexual. Women are exploited every time they have intercourse. We hate porn and everything that starts with ‘P’ and ends with ‘N’. *eats popcorn*

Caught in the Act

Getting caught while watching objectionable sites isn’t only embarrassing, it is the worst nightmare of porn lovers.

Imagine playing porn on full volume thinking that you are home alone, only to find that your parents have returned before time with a dozen guests and are having the shock of their lives!

Or sent X-rated videos on family groups by mistake and realized it at a time when the miracle making capacity of Jesus himself couldn’t have saved you!

We all have been there. But there is a price we pay for everything.


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